Because I can share with you the latest in Reality TV shows! It’s called “Make Me a Mum” and it will be in the UK and it will narrow it down to two men, one based on genetic compatability with the mother to be, and another based on intellect, physical shape, and so on. Then they will film the insemination process and the first sperm to the egg wins. Obviously.
How stupid was I? I just met a guy, fell in love with him, married him, waited a few years, and then had babies. How old fashioned of me.