I want a whole army of them, in my front yard. I should solicit donations for this yard full of Bush gnomes. I think I want to have them climbing up the side of the pool, then on some sort of plank, ready to take a splash in the pool.
I want the possums to gnaw at his little boots.
I want to sneak a small voice recorder/player inside one, and have him say all sorts of fun Bushisms.
I think I need to get one dressed up in some sort of clergy outfit, and have him marry two other Bushes. Surround them by lawn fairies, I think. Pretty winged fairies dancing around the wedding party. I am going to have to solicit Paypal donations to do this, I think. Give generously and give often!
It’s painfully obvious that the whole concept of Bush Lawn Gnomes has made my head explode into little teeny tiny pieces, and rendered me completely incoherent.