Archive for December 11th, 2006

  1. That big thing flying overhead is a Bald Eagle, not something on it’s way to LGA or JFK airport.
  2. My dog isn’t chasing after mice or being chased by rats, but is having arguments with moles.
  3. My daughter gets an invitation to a birthday party with a note asking if she is allergic to cows, hay, straw, or horses.
  4. No Menorahs except for token ones at school and on cards at Borders.
  5. Pipes freezing is a real risk.
  6. I thought it was warm out when it hit 40f.
  7. As long as it is above 0f, the kids will play outdoors during recess, but if I don’t bring snowpants, they can’t play off the blacktop.
  8. The kids go outdoors during recess.
  9. The kids HAVE recess.
  10. The taptaptapping I heard in the yard the other day wasn’t a construction site of condos going up just feet from my front door, but a woodpecker.

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